Wet willy alarm clock

Morphy has for some time been waking me at 7.30 or before by jumping on the bed. Now he's discovered a new method of morning torture: licking the ears. First he licked one ear, then, when I turned over, the other. Then I hid my head under the covers, so he started digging his claws into my head. Eventually, I gave up and got up to feed him. Morphy 1, Joss 0.